bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

Warning: Reactor Core Temperature Is At Supremely Unsexy Level

technicolorrelays:

supernaturallymarvelousmoosefan:

salty-blue-mage:

quietdoppelganger:

disregardcanon:

polyglotplatypus:

thats-pretty-much-it:

polyglotplatypus:

if u ever wonder how europeans can rely on trains so much to travel thru entire countries

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this is why

(312km/h is about 194mph)

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

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doesnt seem to be

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

oceanicgf:

ONLY NEED THE LIGHT WHEN ITS BURNING LOW… ONLY MISS THE SUN WHEN IT STARTS TO SNOW… ONLY KNOW YOU LOVE HER WHEN YOU LET HER GO

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red-athame:

Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

fuckersupreme:

toesucker:

ok, let me explain

I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.

Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.

Original post by @fuckersupreme

This is the fucking best thing in the entire world. I love this so much!

im supposed to go to bed right now this instant and i suddenly wanna draw after having ALL DAY free to do that exact thing and wasting all of that time

#this has been happening for years

a-blessed-feline:

peechpunk:

ok mod names: professional looking straightforward and easy to interpret
best mod names:

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thewonderfulwizardofass:

don’t repost/edit without my permission first

CHARACTER DESIGN IS MY PASSION.png

some of you might remember this thing and huh, i think it was about time i had an actual design for monsieur paon (peacock!gabriel)

ambris:

iridepigs:

twinkcommunist:

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

airfierce:

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I was right.

slow-riot:

institute-for-thermal-research:

durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

birlinterrupted:

The darkest circle of pop feminist Hell is “this truly banal, poorly made and condescending piece of bland pop culture media was insultingly marketed by male execs to women, and therefore not only is it actually substantially good, but the only reason to dislike it is misogyny”